The Naked Accountant

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Dear Naked Accountant:

Someone told me that I didn’t really need to pay income taxes…that it is a voluntary system. If it is a voluntary system, why the...

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Send $$ questions and I'll answer them...please don't be shy....

 

Dear Naked Accountant,

I am 25 years old, just graduated from UT, have a decent job & want to avoid stupid financial mistakes.  Can you offer any

TEN STEPS TO THE PROSPERITY CYCLE

  (VIDEO- UTUBE):  IF I CAN DO IT, ANYBODY CAN!

WATCH THE SHORT VIDEO FIRST THEN YOU'LL BE READY FOR THIS...

1.  WAKE UP (YOUR DREAMS CAN'T COME TRUE UNTIL YOU WAKE UP

2.  KNOW YOUR STARTING POINT (PAY ATTENTION TO REALITY NOT ILLUSION)

3.  WHAT IS YOUR DESTINATION (IS IT REALISTIC?).......

TOP $$ THINGS NOT TO DO !!

1. DON'T BORROW MONEY TO MAKE A RISKY INVESTMENT

2. DON'T INVEST MONEY YOU CAN'T AFFORD TO LOSE

3.  DON'T LIVE BEYOND YOUR MEANS

4.  DON'T TRY TO TIME THE MARKET

5.  DON'T......

DON'T LEAVE YOUR 401(K) NAKED !!

HAS YOUR RETIREMENT $$$ BEEN SLICED AND DICED?

CONSIDER THESE TWO SIDES OF THE SAME 401(K) COIN....

SIDE 1:

1.  Are you frustrated or angry or both?

2.  Not sure what to do  (Financial Paralysis)?

3.  Lost faith in the financial markets?

NAKED ACCOUNTANT CHALLENGE: PLASTIC DIET

Go on a Plastic Diet?  What does that mean?  It means not using your plastic:  credit cards, debit cards, ATM cards, etc.  Try it for just one month

Here's the drill:

DON'T LEAVE YOURSELF NAKED TO A RECESSION!

1.  BREATHE AND TIGHTEN YOUR SEAT BELT - 2009 WILL BE SCARY FOR MANY AND PRESENT BRILLIANT OPPORTUNITIES FOR A FEW......THOSE FEW THAT FEEL THE FEAR AND DO IT ANYWAY

2. TIME TO CREATE WHAT YOU SHOULD ALWAYS HAVE - IN GOOD TIMES AND BAD - PLAN B

PREVENTING EMBEZZLEMENT AT BARS HARD TO DO

This was submitted by one of our younger, brilliant accountants.  His name is Danny.  I agree with his opinion.

Preventing embezzlement in a bar....

EMBEZZLEMENT PREVENTION IN BARS IS DIFFICULT

One of our younger, brilliant accountants submitted this information about embezzlement in bars - there are two issues:  one is embezzlement because it is partly a cash business  and the other one is tip reporting.   I agree with with Danny's assessment.

The environment in a bar is a perfect setup for embezzlement:  ....

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EMBEZZLEMENT...PREVENTION MEASURES (again!)...

This was contributed by one of our employees, Ira Siegel.  Ira is a brilliant CPA who joined our firm in the last year.  He is getting a reputation for his great touch with clients - I've personally gotten some fabulous feedback!!  Prior to joining our firm, Ira practiced in California....and had some clients from the entertainment industry (exciting, huh?)!! 

Billions of dollars are lost by U.S.employers every year from embezzlement!!  Small businesses are especially vulnerable because they do not have the monetary or human resources to set up internal controls that help protect larger companies (sometimes…).  Embezzlement can rear its ...